SRK is not seeing Karan Johar anymore. When asked about the reason for the dissociation, he remarked - "It's Kaafi with Karan"!
I went to the Bhelwala asked him for a 'Bhel'. Asked him Zara Jaldi Dena. He told me, "Saab Bhel Hai 'Bail' Nahi. Time Lagegaa"!
Teacher: How do you spell "crocodile"? Pappu: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L." Teacher: No, that's wrong. Pappu: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.